The Only Chatbot That Loads Slower Than Other Chatbot
AskPDF doesn't promise speed. It promises existence.
Barely alive, but proudly online.
Why It's proudly Slow
No complex tech stack, no over-engineering — just one developer and one painfully free API that occasionally takes coffee breaks.
How It Works
Start With Uploading Your File
Simply drag, drop, or click "Browse Files." That's it. No OAuth, no sign-in, no unnecessary buttons that make you feel techy.
Then Wait Patiently
Our servers are powered by pure hope and unpaid APIs. Grab a coffee, take a walk, maybe finish a Netflix episode while it processes.
Finally Ask About Anything
Type your question and watch as AskPDF heroically tries to understand it — slowly but surely. Like your friend who responds to texts... eventually.
Choose Your Pain Level
We don't do "tiers" or "pro plans." Just one plan, because our server can barely handle that. But if you insist, here's what you *could* theoretically pay for.
Free
The "I have patience and trust issues" plan.
₹0
Because curiosity shouldn't cost money (yet).
- ✅ Upload up to 3 PDFs (and pray)
- 🐢 Same speed as everyone else
- 💬 5 questions per file — choose wisely
- ⚡ Includes that one lucky fast response
Pro (ish)
For those who think paying ₹199 makes it faster. (It doesn't.)
₹199/month
Comes with bragging rights and identical performance.
- ✅ Unlimited PDFs (because why not?)
- 💬 Unlimited questions (and regret)
- 🤝 Priority email support (we'll *see* it faster)
- 💸 Slight wallet pain, infinite emotional pain
Enterprise
For companies that enjoy pain, bureaucracy, and waiting.
₹9,999/month
Includes a monthly apology call from the developer (me).
- ✅ Everything in Pro(ish), equally slow
- 🧠 "Custom" AI model — still the same Gemini free API
- 📞 24/7 support (if you count DMs as support)
- 🎁 Lifetime access to AskPDF 2.0 (once it exists)
*No refunds. Not because we're greedy — because we literally don't know how to set them up.
Questions You Probably Shouldn't Ask
We know what you're wondering. So here are some answers — not necessarily helpful, but definitely honest.
Still confused? Perfect. That means it's working.